Wednesday

Joseph Ability


The Joseph Ability
Joseph, son of Israel (Jacob) and Rachel lived in the land of Canaan with eleven brothers. He was Rachel's firstborn and Israel's eleventh son. Of all the sons, Joseph was loved by his father the most. Israel even arrayed Joseph with a "long coat of many colors". Israel's favoritism toward Joseph caused his half brothers to hate him, and when Joseph was seventeen old he had two dreams that made his brothers plot his demise. In the first dream, Joseph and his brothers gathered bundles of grain. Then, all of the grain bundles that had been prepared by the brothers gathered around Joseph's bundle and bowed down to it. In the second dream, the sun (father), the moon (mother) and eleven stars (brothers) bowed down to Joseph himself. When he told these two dreams to his brothers, they despised him for the implications that the family would be bowing down to Joseph. They became jealous that their father would even ponder over Joseph's words concerning these dreams. (Genesis 37:1-11)
The ability
This young teenager had the ability to turn wood to paper from paper to money, everybody that was his boss easily noticed this, as young as he was his father sent him to search for his older brothers alone, his father loved him so much, trusted him and believed that he could do adult duties like search for his brothers kilometers away from home which included, having dangerous encounters on the way. No matter how much we love someone or our parents love us they cannot entrust some duties to us because they believe we will falter. Joseph must have being getting all duties assigned to him well done, which proves his ability to carryout harder task and be trusted with them… Can you be trusted with small tasks from there to bigger tasks…..?
At Potiphar’s Crib
This young teen has just been sold by the last people he would never think that would sell him, is now going through emotional depression, he is shocked, bewildered at what is brothers have done to him, he just lost his mom when she was giving birth to his younger brother, now he has lost his whole family in a twinkle of an eye. Instead of getting comfort and tender loving care from somebody, he got the job of a no class citizen, he did not let his emotional stress affect his approach to work for his master, instead he worked hard at his assigned post, and he did not complain. He did his job well and he was promoted, to handle higher tasks, he did well and he was made to handle the position of the guy that supervises everyone, he did his so well and he became attractive……………..
                                                                              Tame that Hormone
Joseph probably learnt how to control his hormones when he learnt what happened to his sister Dinah, (she was raped by her supposed boyfriend, the boy his family and friends were killed by Simon and Levi), so when Potiphar’s wife tempted him, he had flash backs about Dinah, he remembered that he was a child of God, and he cannot afford to do anything wrong, he just got promoted and besides he has being a good boy he got sold what will probably happen if he started acting badly………………………….
                                                                                 The no reason experience
“This is what I get for being a good boy only GOD knows what I will get if I was a bad boy geezz”
Joseph got demoted from a no citizen, to a prisoner geezz!! Life really got complicated for Joseph, “I lost my mum, am trying to adjust to the fact of just having a step-mom and no real mom, I loose my whole family in a flash for no reason, I get a good job in an officer’s house, the officer’s wife starts coming unto me, geezz I never knew I was that good looking, I avoided her now I get locked-up for good behavior, but they claim I tried to rape her, when she even assaulted me oh my! I need a lawyer!
After Joseph finished thinking to himself he found a group of people ‘the for no-reason club’, they were sent to prison for no reason, one a butler and the other baker, they had bad dreams Joseph asked them about it interpreted it for them, one was going to be restored to the palace the other was going to be evicted from planet earth forcefully, in three days. Joseph quickly told the butler that he should remember him when he is restored.
Three days past, three months, Joseph was still in prison but he handled every little job that was given him well, he got promoted to head of prison operations……..
                                                                       Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The king had bad dreams about some good cows and plants eaten up by bad cows and plants and they did not change after they ate them, the king was worried so he called his juju guys to help, but the devil did not understand the dream too, so he could not tell them anything.  The butler had a brain wave and remembered Joseph that interpreted his dream and he told the king, the king got excited and wanted to see joseph………….
                                                                   From P to P to P to P because of one P
From the Pit where his brothers kept him, until they found who would buy him, to Potiphar’s house from there to Prison to the Palace, all this to get him prepared, to lead Egypt and the world out of the big ugly Period ‘famine’.
In all
The Joseph ability

To handle every job well, do it so well you will surely get promoted!!!
Do not let your past experience affect your functionality level
Always go the extra mile
Do not dwell on the past move on
In every situation if you’re Christian God is getting you prepared for something big, something more than your expectations only if you’re Christian AM SORRY ITS STRICTLY FOR CHRISTAINS
Lean on GOD no matter what!!! (Because leaning on GOD completely rocks and hey it’s the in thing it was never old school! Pro3:5-8 )

Friday

CLEARANCE SALES OF NAIJA POLTICIANS: ALL ITEMS MUST GO AT ONCE!!!

         CLEARANCE SALES:                  ALL ITEMS  MUST GO AT ONCE!!! 
1. One malfunctioning president (battery/brain capacity too low to function properly)
2. One moronic VP (so inconsequential you won't even notice him) 
3. One expired World Bank slave, one dim, but highly overrated CBN governor?. 
4. 36 high-diet, but low yield governors & deputy governors 

5. 109 parasitic senators (paragons of legislative inactivity) &
6. 336 worthless reps 
Asking price: N141 only for all bundle offer! (or nearest offer)




                                    @Nigerian_Accent

Wednesday

The Power of the Under Dog



                                       The Power of the Under Dog

There was a supposed story that one night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President's Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.

Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, "Why was he so interested in talking to you?" She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, "So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant," to which Michelle responded, "No. If I had married him, he would now be the President
We all know the super stars, but we don’t know their managers  and publicist, we all know the great sports men and women but we tend to forget the names of their coaches after some time, we all know the record breakers but we don’t know the people who kept them in line. We always admire the beauty of the cake and never the utensils that were used to make them……….
Who else would play the role of telling Mohammed Ali the right way to throw punches and dodge them? And keep on encouraging him to keep on going, to keep on pushing that there is a break through right out the door? Who else will carry him on than his under dogs? There was always a particular time when the greats couldn’t keep on going, there were some times they just wanted to quit, they were just swerving on the wrong part. But there was that wife that put them on the right part, there was that Personal Assistant that explained the repercussion of the next action. There has to be that person looking for a way the Singer can sell more records, there has to be that person that helps the scientist not to quit on the seemingly research, what life will be like if there was no one to tell anyone that there will be light right out the tunnel one day.
For us humans we play the underdog for one person or the other, we must learn to be patient, ready to take insults from our Supervisors or our friends, because it isn’t easy being everyone’s hero, because there are always great expectation wanted from them by the world, and any mistake blows of criticism will hit hard. One has to be humble, don’t be envious of the celebrities, most celebrities are always thankful to some people because they know they couldn’t be where they are right now without you, because you were there to help them birth their dreams amidst all impossibilities and difficulties to carry on when no positive result was showing up, when the divorce hit hard on them you where the shoulder to lean on, you pulled them through the bad situations and made them reach their destination. When you play the background guy you are able to view your trainee the way they cannot see themselves, they can’t view their flaws themselves, you can see were they are getting it wrong and you help them pull through to get it right “no man is an island”. The President can’t rule on his own he needs his advisers to give some new ideas to get the nation to the next level, he may not acknowledge his advisers when people are praising  him “a job well done”, but who cares? What is on your mind is getting the job done, you see the task ahead of them and you know they can’t carry on by themselves and you know the best turn the whole working process should take.  In Basketball there is a training where a person throws the ball to a player and the players makes a basket, the result of the basket is dependent on the on how the player makes the basket and also how the ball was given to him, you work hard for someone to make the basket and the whole result a times just depends on your pass


There is a saying that goes that “behind every great man there is a woman”, but right here “behind every great man there is a person(s) pushing the buttons to make everything work out”, the guy that found Justin Beiber said in his movie “Never say never” that” “we are comfortable being the underdog  as far as we make everything happen”  in all you do try  your best in being the underdog because without you there is no them.
THE ULTIMATE SATISFACTION OF AN UNDERDOG IS THE SUCCESSFUL REALIZATION OF DREAMS OF THEIR TRAINEE



                                                 
                                  

Understanding #OCCUPYNIGERIA


                                    Understanding #OCCUPYNIGERIA
Several things have occupied Nigeria over the years that have being bad. For instance corruption, poor infrastructure, injustice (making useless of the human rights), high mortality rate between mother and child during delivery. But we have not addressed all these things by taking drastic actions to tell the Government that what they are doing is wrong and we can’t take it.

The removal of subsidy on petrol is something we cannot get by, we cannot afford to over look the senseless action by the Government on the masses. This action will affect us in every areas of our lives in which we cannot keep up with own very existence, that is why we Nigerians have decided to fight back, with all we can, we are not going to back down on what we want, that is the former Price of Petrol which is “N65” which is now “N141” which is ridiculous, a 120% increase!!!!

The effects of this action are on the blog titled “Ten things that will happen if we let Deregulation Of                      Petrol stay”   

You can make searches on #occupynigeria on twitter, Facebook, Google, CNN and Wikipedia , to support this fight please Tweet and Retweet tweets that contain #occupyNigeria and vote for #occupyNigeria on CNN ireport so the world can get what we are fighting for!!
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